Top Ten Achievements That Will Never Be
- Scribbled on February 15th, 2007 by Derrick Schommer
- Filed in Microsoft Xbox 360, Off Topic, Platforms
The groundwork for such great achievements have been laid but developers just haven’t taken the time to bring any of them to fruition. Our stooges have uncovered ten great achievements left on the cutting room floor…
Call of Duty 3: Connection Complete!
Unlock this achievement by connecting to ten consecutive multi-player games without receiving “game session is unavailable.” Worth: 60G
Viva Piñata: No Incest
Unlock this achievement by breeding worms that are not related as brother and sister or as mom and dad. Worth: 20G
Dead or Alive 4: Got Skillz?
Defeat an opponent without mashing buttons. Worth: 10G
Blazing Angels: Victor Over Bordem
Unlock this achievement by playing more than ten minutes without growing tired and bored to tears. Worth: 450G
Oblivion: Francisco Pizarro
Unlock this achievement by killing every person you see when you discover a new area. Worth: 150G
Gears of War: Team Work
Unlock this achievement by “teaming up” with people in your friends list in a ranked match and pummel the enemy. Worth: 30G
Kameo: Deep Blue Master
Unlock this achievement by controlling Deep Blue without looking like a gimp. Worth: 700G
Project Gotham Racing 3: Master Of The Unknown
Perform fifteen really hard manuevers not clearly defined in the manual — with perfection. Worth: 5G
Frogger: Childhood Reborn
Unlock this acheivement by purchasing this game thinking it will help you regrasp your inner child to find out it’s really just…frogger. Worth: 200G
Madden NFL 06: Press ‘A’ Button
Unlock this achievement by pressing the ‘A’ button at any time. Worth: 500G
February 16th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
HAHAa. I like these. I like the new site too. I picked it up off a 20ld2play forum.
February 16th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Viva Pinata, LOL
February 16th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Rofl!! I don’t think the Viva Pinata one is humanly possible xD Same with Kameo >.
February 16th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
That are nice new site. Great!
February 16th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Ok, the PGR achievement was *awesome*…and so true; what a stingy game with the freakin achievements! HAHAHAHAHA
February 16th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
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February 16th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
[...] they are either too lame, too dull, too easy, or just too impossible to attain. The guys over Game Stooge put on their detective hats and went searching. They dug up unused achievements that developers [...]
February 17th, 2007 at 1:17 am
Hahahahahhaha so true, especially viva pinata.
February 17th, 2007 at 1:56 am
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February 17th, 2007 at 3:54 am
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February 17th, 2007 at 9:01 am
I dont get the Oblivion Pizzaro thing since Oblivion allows you to basically kill every person in the area or use stealth and not even scratch a single opponent.
I probably would make a joke about the using only so few voice actors for the entire game.
February 17th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
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February 17th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Haven’t played any of those games, but I’m a pc gamer..not a console gamer.
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February 18th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
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February 27th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
How about an “IMA CONSUMER WHORE” achievement for purchasing every expansion available for Oblivion. That’s one I would have.
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November 20th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Is it really true that on Madden NFL 06 worth 500G?