God: Worship Your 360
- Scribbled on February 28th, 2007 by Jonah Falcon
- Filed in Microsoft Xbox 360, WTF
One of the editors of Something Awful discovered God was trying to give him a message in his backyard. Unlike most messages in which a statue of Jesus cries, or the Virgin Mary appears on a tortilla chip or potato, God’s message was even more profound: “Worship your 360!”
Of course, even God has his limits, and can’t delay the inevitable:
February 28th, 2007 at 9:13 am
Forum member Kaf had the best response:
“I think your fence’s AV cable is loose. Just be thankful it’s not three red lights instead of four.”
February 28th, 2007 at 9:35 am
If you worship a single object enough you can see it in a bowl of cream cheese if given the opportunity.
I saw a bunny in a cloud once… but I really didn’t bother to mention it. After all, it was just a bunny.
February 28th, 2007 at 9:36 am
WORSHIP THE BUNNY!