Comments on: The Big Bouncy Bulbous Balloon Breasts Edition of GameStooge

By: Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:14:31 +0000

No, really. Bash the bishop?

By: Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:41:07 +0000

Bash the bishop?

By: Phil K

Phil K — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:37:23 +0000

Always makes me laugh reading wet behind the ears spotty brats berating how “demeaning” big boobs are, and how they don”t exist really.

Oh they do – but the owners of said big boobs want nothing to do with half-men.

Salute the mouthy talentless [censored] and skinny titless horrors all you like – but be a bit more honest for a change.

You’ll bash the bishop thinking about the very big boobs you supposedly sneer at, and download Danni Ashe pics, then agree with some man-hating lesbian who talk utter bullshit, and lusts after the big tits itself (they’re not worthy of the prefix her-)

By: “Star Wars Fans, Get Out Your Wallets” - Namco

“Star Wars Fans, Get Out Your Wallets” - Namco — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 17:25:41 +0000

[...] Soul Calibur fan has made me follow the development of this game quite a bit. From the extremely large breasts added on to the announcement of Star Wars characters stealing the spotlight in an already great game. More [...]

By: Today’s Virtual Console Titles: May 5, 2008 | Game Stooge

Today’s Virtual Console Titles: May 5, 2008 | Game Stooge — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:49:21 +0000

[...] River Street Ransom and Double Dragon. This is the third straight week of DD cloning (no, not the Ivy sort of DD cloning.) For that matter, PPL is a lame licensed ripoff, [...]

By: Soul Calibur IV Comes Out July 29 | Game Stooge

Soul Calibur IV Comes Out July 29 | Game Stooge — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:06:44 +0000

[...] there be machinima with Ivy and her massive orbs? Magic 8 ball says, “Count on [...]

By: Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:21:50 +0000

Ivy has an entire junkyard in the trunk.

By: fairgame

fairgame — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:48:22 +0000

wait a sec from what i remember the problem with otehr games was the fact that the characters body was not proportionate to their breast size(ie lara croft with that tiny waist from many years ago) if ya look at ivys body she has big hips and a rahter sturdy waist. she has ” junk in the trunk” seems to me shes the most realistic large breasted chaeacter i have ever seen in a game. ( as in her body matches her breasts).

By: Soul Calibur IV Teaser Trailer On Marketplace | Game Stooge

Soul Calibur IV Teaser Trailer On Marketplace | Game Stooge — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:58:57 +0000

[...] Ivy and her massive bazongas, but yes, the female characters’ breasts bounce, a la Dead or Alive. Honestly, some of these [...]

By: Fable 2 Sketches Feature Bountiful Boobs | Game Stooge

Fable 2 Sketches Feature Bountiful Boobs | Game Stooge — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:56:35 +0000

[...] expected boobilicious women in games like Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 or Soul Calibur 4, but recent images – some disturbing – from Fable 2 have popped up on GameSpy. They’re [...]

By: Game Stooge » Soul Calibur IV + Online > Ivy’s Boob Job: The most up to date gaming and tech news blog on the planet.

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:26:54 +0000

[...] Hopefully this will be compatable with the inevitable Create-A-Character we saw in the third iteration of Soul Calibur. Taking a unique persona online and opening up a can of whoop-ass on someone else would be just super – and here’s hoping that Namco really gets online fighting right. We’re looking at you, last decade of video games. It’s not all about breasts, (though maybe it still is.) [...]

By: jonahfalcon

jonahfalcon — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:35:58 +0000

The psychological damage is very real.

By: HarryB

HarryB — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:15:13 +0000

Video game characters don’t have back problems or get hunchback unless the creators want them to.

For all you know, that “thin little strand” could be made of a special magical titanium alloy, or better yet… an extraterrestrial-born material that has the look and feel of cloth but is stronger than diamonds.

The point is.. it’s make-believe. You can suspend disbelief. You don’t have to be concerned with how she can go poop between fights when her sword won’t fit in a bathroom stall with her or worry about and debate the physiological disadvantages of her anatomical proportions.

By: MitchyD

MitchyD — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 16:42:59 +0000

She’ll be a hunchback before she’s thirty! :O

By: jonahfalcon

jonahfalcon — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:15:20 +0000

You do know why a lot of women have breast REDUCTION surgery, right? I mean, her breasts probably constitute half this woman’s body weight!