Even MORE Ugly X-Box 360 Accessories!
- Scribbled on July 11th, 2007 by Mitch Dyer
- Filed in Microsoft Xbox 360, WTF
The big wigs at Microsoft Marketing have a deep, dark secret, and GameStooge is on to them. Personally, I think that they’re defecating and vomiting in to X-Box 360 console and controller shaped molds, because the amount of hideous monstrosities coming out of this company’s production factories is mind blowingly disgusting. It’s clearly a brilliant marketing ploy, and without it, how could they have produced THIS STUFF?
Come on?! What’s NOT to love? Feel free to snag a brown Halo 3 X-Box, then hook up your white text-pad to your hot-pink controller while your friend plays numero two with a bright blue game-pad so everyone knows that you’re the coolest kid on the block. Also, make sure you’re only playing with someone with all that nauseating Halo merch on the other end. Clearly Sony has something to learn from Microsoft here. You too Nintendo, come on.
*Vomit*
[Thanks Kotaku]
July 11th, 2007 at 5:07 am
I’m so full of Halo 3 goodness right now that I can’t even get cranky over your joking about marketing ploys.
Looks like I picked the winning side this time. lol
July 11th, 2007 at 9:25 am
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