Mass Effect: Alien Lesbian Sex, Males Remain Straight
- Scribbled on September 18th, 2007 by Jonah Falcon
- Filed in Humor, Microsoft Xbox 360, RPG, WTF
Gay Gamer is reporting that Mass Effect will allow female Shepards to romance men, women, and both sexes of aliens (and one feminine unisex alien race), while men will be limited to just women and female aliens. Those of you fantasizing about having John Shepard make out with Jeff Moreau will have to just write fan fic about it. Like Captain Kirk, his tastes only run as far as hot alien babes. How vanilla.
Bioware is no stranger to alternate lifestyles, of course. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic had the lesbian Juhani, while Jade Empire allowed gay and lesbian romances.
Just so long as Shepard, as either sex, doesn’t fall in love with a Krogan. That would be just wrong.
(Thanks, Joystiq.)
September 19th, 2007 at 2:05 am
So, do you think this will be a bullet point on the back of the box?
-Brand new Conversation System
-Lesbian Sex
-Intuitive Battle System
etc
September 19th, 2007 at 2:07 am
No, sex with lesbian aliens.
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